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Terry Jeffords

6397 Jul 24th #brooklyn 99

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

17080 Jul 23rd

danieljlayton:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

The last one is my favourite.

151294 Jul 23rd
70497 Jul 23rd

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

15543 Jul 23rd

"Chris is kind of a big dork," his mother told me. "At 30 he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid." - GQ, 2011

21888 Jul 23rd #chris evans
3064 Jul 23rd #lotr

licensetocannibalize:

"FOOD FIGHT", a young hannibal screams, as he hurls severed limbs at the rest of the children in the cafeteria.

4200 Jul 22nd

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

28729 Jul 22nd
1556 Jul 22nd #me #30 rock #the entire kenneth tag is gold
72619 Jul 22nd #this is the best running joke of all time #30 rock
361541 Jul 22nd #i finally saw this scene after seeing this post every where #30 rock

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Nicole)

1479 Jul 22nd

Holy shit Kenneth impersonating Avery is terrifying

Jul 22nd #also impersonating himself is sad #it almost seems like the whole doofus thing is an act....

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

307762 Jul 21st #parks and rec